http://www.whoateallthepies.tv -- In short, this couldn’t have gone any better for Arsenal. Unless it was 6-0 or 7-0, but this is the knockout stages of the Champions League, not the fourth round of the League Cup, so best not be greedy.

Arsenal were at their rampant best in destroying a frankly feeble Porto side last night, with big Danish clown Bendy scoring three – he’s not crap after all! – and the other two coming from Samir Nasri (a brilliant solo effort) and the surprisingly in-form Emmanuel Eboue.